✨ Garlic + Glow: Off-Grid Sass and the Blue Bowl Chronicles ✨ By DreamaLynn, Tarot with DreamaLynn

Some days, you’ve just gotta laugh at the little things — like shaving your legs in a blue bowl you found in an old shed because your dish pan is currently a container garden for garlic.

Size 8 foot, size 4 bowl, size 10 sass!

It wasn’t glamorous. It wasn’t planned. But it was honest.

There I was, feet barely fitting, razor in hand, soaking in my cozy little cabin living room — no crackling fire, no man (though I may or may not have joked about missing one), just me, my beagle Master snoozing nearby, and the joy of finally giving myself a little sponge bath after a long day.

I call this kind of moment: scratching shit with the chickens. 🐓

From spa basin to soil basin — because beauty and utility can share the same bowl!

It’s something my mom used to say, and it’s been echoing through me more than usual lately. I can see her now — long black hair, sleeves rolled up, working hard, laughing harder. Her voice lives in the rhythm of these off-grid days.

Living like this — no running water, five miles into town for jugs of it, heating with wood, building something from near nothing — it’s raw and humbling and beautiful in the strangest, most surprising ways. Like when I’m using a garden bowl as a spa tub and laughing to myself about that country song “Did I Shave My Legs for This?” blasting in my head.

She’s not just a bowl — she’s a lifestyle. Found in a shed, repurpose for glory, and now officially a part of the glow up tour! 🥣🧄🌟

This isn’t just survival. It’s magic.

Witchy mountain woman magic.

The kind that turns garlic bulbs and dish pans into altars of grit and grace.

The kind that glows even without a fire.

So here’s to every woman who’s ever made it work with what she had — and still managed to shine.

Because baby…

🧄✨ Garlic + Glow is unstoppable. ✨🧄

Until next time, take great care of yourselves, and as always, may your love and kindness boomerang back to you. 💫💗🌙

DreamaLynn 💗